SPEAKIN' THAT TONGUE: A GLOSSARY O' TOWNSHIP TALK

Well now, you lookin' to get some sense outta these here township tales? Don't let the slang throw ya off! This here glossary'll break down them copyright Online Dictionary of Township Lingo faster than a possum snatchin' a pecan. First up, we got "fixin' to", which means gonna do somethin', like "I'm fixin' to make me some grits." Then there's "ri